Hey everyone! For this edition of Eets Weekly, I’ve got an exclusive interview with a telekinetic alien whose name roughly translates to . . . Bob! Bob will be one of the new items featured in the upcoming release of Eets. With his telekinetic powers, he’ll be sure to help Eets collect Puzzle Shards!

Here’s an excerpt from our ‘exclusive’ interview:

CheesyRamen: Hello Bob, how are you doing today? Thanks for spending some time to do this interview with us.
Bob: Loing*Loing*Loing . . .
CR: So, can you give us a little information on what your role is in the upcoming release of Eets?
Bob: Loing*Loing*Loing . . .
CR: Oh, I see, that sounds great! I’m sure you’ll be quite helpful in helping Eets in Eets’ quest.
Bob: Looooinnnng*Looooinnnnnng*Loooooooinnnnng . . .
CR: Thanks! Can you demonstrate some of your powers here for us to see?
Bob: LOING*LOING*LOING !!!
CR: Wow, you’re making everything float up! Neat! Thank you for your time Bob!
Bob: Loing*Loing*Loing poof !!!

Alright, from what I could gather from our interview (aside from nearly floating into space!) is that Bob floats in midair, just lounging about until something hits him. Once Bob is hit, he will start to amplify his telekinetic powers, causing all objects around him to float upward. . .

Bob’s just floating around, with nothing to do . . .

. . . Until Bob gets hit, that is!

Bob unleashing telekinetic forces on Eets. Watch as Eets floats to the Puzzle Shard!

However, perhaps due to the gravitational differences between Eets World and his own dimension, Bob can only maintain his telekinetic powers for a limited time. After which, Bob will teleport back to his own dimension and recharge. Once Bob disappears, everything that was floating up falls back down again.

. . . So close, yet so far . . .

That’s all for this week! Loing*Loing*Loing . . .