Welcome to the half-dozenth Eets Weekly!

Eets loves to eat marshmallows. In fact, one can say that Eets is an emotional eater. By eating various marshmallows found in Eets World, Eets can become happy, scared, or angry with just one bite of a marshmallow! Digesting these marshmallows not only gives Eets a nutritional boost, but allows Eets to hop across platforms, tiptoe past danger, or even increase Eets’ appetite!

Anyways, enough of that talk… here’s a recipe for Marshmallow Stew straight from Grandma Eets!

Eets Marshmallow Stew

(Serves 1 Eets)

• Add three sweet Happy Marshmallow Buds. Each contains 314.15926 calories of sweet, sugary goodness!
• Throw in a sour Scared Marshmallow Bud. For everything that’s sweet, there must be a sour. It’s part of the natural balance of things. One without the other makes for not-so-great tasting pork!
• Mix two spicy Angry Marshmallow Buds to the above. Eets hates spicy food, but Angry Buds are as essential as vegetables are to little children, so these must go in!
• Optionally, toss in a Giant Marshmallow. Because Grandma cares a lot and loves you so very much…
• Throw in a Balloon Marshmallow. Make sure you do so in the dark or else it’ll float away! It wouldn’t be so great if your ingredients escaped from you, would it?
• Finally, add an Exploding Marshmallow. Be careful when handling this, or else it’ll blow up the entire stew, and that will make Grandma very angry!

There you have it! Eets Marshmallow Stew. Wait 5-10 minutes before serving! Leftovers are not an option.

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That’s it for now! See you all next week!